when you were eight and you got your mom that amazing Mother's Day gift, which
your dad paid for, and you couldn't wait for her to see, so you gave it to her
four days early? Well this is exactly like that. I (Ben) designed a (possibly)
hilarious full-spread ad for Library
Journal, and I just can't wait to show it
Oh, and I
still give gifts early. Only I pay for them now. Usually.